Two weeks worth of stuff is a lot of news to cover. But we soldier on, dear friends. We soldier on knowing that we might not have space to include the hot Mennonite. Which would be a shame.
- Remember that pastor that disappeared? Well, he’s going to get the Mennonites on Pastor Watch for sure now.
- How will Meryl Streep look in a bonnet? Because if they could turn Doubt into a movie, they can turn this one too.
- Just because the Amish kid doesn’t fight back doesn’t mean you aren’t going to hurt for it a little bit anyway.
- Yes, yes. We hate puppies. And sometimes kittens. Thanks for bringing it up again.
- Look. I hate to break it to all the Amish out there but not everything is a religious freedom issue. Seriously.
- Someone needs to write a book about the bitter, married Amish man who cheats on his wife with “lady friends” while hitting up chat rooms via his cell phone and then murders her. That could be a necessary antidote to stories of chaste, spiritual women who tentatively wonder about their faith and who lust — chastely! — after the local carpenter.
- Two weeks gone from the blogging world and still the Amish can’t get their shit figured out. But hey, at least they are polite about it.
- How did the Mennonites vote in 2008? We would all like to know.
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