Step one: A 12-year-old girl pitches a perfect game for her Little League baseball team — their first perfect game ever. She got to throw the first pitch at the Mets/Nats matchup last month. At this point, the Nats are scouting her because, frankly, she’s better than anything in their bullpen.
Step two: A filly (that’s a girl horse) wins the Preakness (that’s a major horse race) — for the first time in 85 years. 85 years! And this one won on the very first time she raced against boys.
Rachel Alexandra … wasn’t even supposed to be in the Preakness. Her original owners, who named the filly after a 13-year-old granddaughter, didn’t nominate her to the Triple Crown races, believing fillies should run only against their own gender.
Step three: Lingerie football league. Coming soon to a major arena near you. God. Sometimes, we really our own worst enemies.
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Looks even better than roller derby!
OMG. That’s soo funny and sad at the same time.