- I’m not saying that I think the Swartzentruber Amish are going to go all Waco over this raw human sewage thing … I’m just saying that when you start to be identified in the news as “ultraconservative” and “seriously religious” and then the government starts locking down house and barn, people can jump to those conclusions. Good thing the Amish will diffuse these assumptions with oatmeal cookies.
- Yes, harvesting vegetables is back-breaking. That’s why people hire other people — i.e. brown people — to do it for them.
- And in other news, Mennonites like peas. Just so you know.
- In case you have tired of Amish romance fiction, here’s Amish family dysfunction fiction for your summer reading.
- Remember that off-Broadway Mennonite from last week? Now it turns out that she’s our David Sedaris. And that’ s a good thing.
- The only industry that’s not doing better than the RV industry: publishing. So you might need to rethink that second career choice, buddy.
- Car insurance is bad. So is being counted. Chiropractors, spanking, unemployment benefits and lobbying against car insurance is good. Hard to keep this stuff straight, you know.
- Busted! Drunk Amish are just like us! And that segues to my favorite rumspringa photograph ever:
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