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Where, oh where has Urban Menno gone?  Is life too boring too contemplate online now that Obama is measuring for curtians in the Oval Office?  Is the Ted Stevens vote count not worth talking about?  Has she gotten over her Rachel Maddow/Nate Silver crush (oooh, threesome!)? Are there no good books left to read?  Are there no silly YouTube videos worth posting?

Urban Menno has spent the last three weeks immersed in the bright and exciting world of Business Process Management, learning all about root cause analyses, cause and effect matrices and leading co-workers in improvment control plans and creating Gantt charts for pilots that have to be done by the year yet will not live to see full implementation in 2009.  Yea.  You remember that Monster.com commercial? I think it’s my life

I’ve barely had time to look up from this exciting life (hey, I did manage to post Menno Roundup this week) and every time I do, Sarah Palin is on TV.  She did lose, right?  I’m not imagining that it was the black guy and old white guy who won, right?  And the other old white guy and crazy chick are not going to be moving to 1600 Penn Ave anytime soon.  So why is she still on my TV?

So let me share some of what I have learned while I was trapped in an Office Space nightmare.

I now know how to do a fishbone diagram on amusing songs

and also on childhood nursery rhymes

I am now going to take this newfound knowledge of Microsoft Viso and do fishbone diagrams of Carpenter songs.  And I promise to do a better job on this blog … because I’ve missed it.

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