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5 Mennonite things that should really be cocktails

July 8th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Inspired by the TV critics who said that rumspringa should be a rum-based drink, I present to you 5 worthy Mennonite titles (? nouns, things, don’t know what to call them) that would really work as cocktails.  Send me a suggested recipe and I’ll gladly post.

  • Schleitheim Confession
  • The Blaurock (Has to have blue curacao in it.  Has. To)
  • The Dirk Williams
  • Munster Rebellion (Jagermeister-based?)
  • The Two Kingdom Theory (something dark on the bottom and light on the top where they sit suspended and not mixing together.)

Tags: "Those shiftless Mennonites"

11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 dan // Jul 9, 2008 at 10:10 am

    “Two Kingdom Theory” sounds like a good name for a jazz band.

    For that matter, “The Quiet of the Land” could be the name of an ambient music group.

    Can’t think of any cocktails. Anabaptist could be non-alcoholic spring water from a cave in central Europe.

  • 2 urbanmenno // Jul 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    A jazz band name … that’s excellent.

  • 3 Kathy // Jul 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    “The Amishman” (just pure, simple, unworldly Jagermeister)

    “One-horse buggy” (not sure what it would have in it, but it would be 1 shot so as to not confuse it with the slightly stronger “Two-horse buggy”)

    “Catherine’s Manifesto” (again not sure what all it would include, but Stolichnaya would be the main ingredient, or maybe the only ingredient?)

    “4-part harmony” (you guessed it, 4 ingredients, all alcoholic? that blend to create a new taste while still maintaining their individual parts)

    “The blue hymnal” (also blue curacao based? and then you have to have “The red hymnal” in the cocktail menu, too!)

    I could sit here and think of names all night, but coming up with the actual recipes is much more difficult . . . I think we need to make a trip to the neighborhood liquor store because the current offerings in our liquor cabinet don’t really do this project justice.

  • 4 Roger Nehring // Jul 10, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Then there is “The Peace Maker”, the primary ingredient being Everclear blended with milk and honey, consumed under your own grapevine. If that doesn’t make ya peaceful, nothing will.

  • 5 Roger Nehring // Jul 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    My apologies to those who suffered and died hideous deaths. After considering the history, I found this to be a good deal less amusing. God bless Blaurock, Dirk Williams and the rest.

  • 6 lil' bro // Jul 10, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Kathy, those are some great names, I like the hymnal and 4 part harmony one. Actually coming up with the mixers would prove to be difficult.

  • 7 urbanmenno // Jul 10, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    @Roger: it isn’t a slam on Blaurock and Williams. Honestly, if we had a drink named after them Mennonites would probably remember and honor them more often.

  • 8 Melissa // Jul 11, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Oh come on! Is it even possible to have graduated from EMU and NOT know who Dirk Williams was?

  • 9 mennomom // Jul 11, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Actually, it’s Willems, aka Willms, unless you’re planning to anglicize those good Dutch/German names, coming from one who can trace her ancestry, literal and spiritual, back to 16th century Netherlands. Although sadly there are many who claim the literal and/or spiritual ancestry who don’t have a clue who Blaurock & Willems were. That’s why those of us who do know need to keep telling the stories, which communicate truth with infinitely more power than spouting off doctrine or theology. Do I get an amen!

  • 10 Equa Yona // Jul 13, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Speaking of drink recipes; see just after Cush’s essay.

  • 11 Equa Yona // Jul 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/noahs-blog

    oops, forgot the address

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