Whereupon urbanmenno and a friend discuss Anderson Cooper’s conversation with Al Sharpton last night.
[edited to protect the not-so-innocent]
Friend: did you see Anderson Cooper get outed? On his own show.
UrbanMenno: I did indeed … but not really outed. I mean, maybe Al Sharpton was talking about Anderson’s love of shellfish or mixed-fiber wearing. Or something.
Friend: Keep fooling yourself. I know secretly you still want to believe that someday Anderson will sweep you off your feet 
UrbanMenno: Apparently he’s short and not very big … odds are that I will be doing the sweeping, thank you.
Friend: Well if he’s not very big, do you really want him anyhow?
UrbanMenno: Honey, he’s probably big enough where it matters.
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